illustrations by Kaos workshop members

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Build It High

We’ve got a problem, we can work it out

Let’s get together, that’s what it’s all about

Got to build it, build it high - got to build it, build it high

We’ve got a problem, we can work it out

Let’s get together, that’s what it’s all about

Got to build it, build it high - got to build it, build it high

Don’t give in because you fail your first attempt

Don’t start shouting, what’s the point in argument?

Let’s stand united, take the challenge in our stride

Just remember that we’re on the same side

We’ve got a problem, we can work it out

Let’s get together, that’s what it’s all about

Got to build it, build it high - got to build it, build it high

Don’t start blaming someone else when things go wrong

That’s wasting precious time, and we don’t have too long

No use in panic when the situation’s grim

Trust in teamwork and let the game begin

We’ve got a problem, we can work it out

Let’s get together, that’s what it’s all about

Got to build it, build it high - got to build it, build it high,

Build it high, build it high, build it high

Down Down Baby

Down down baby, down down the rollercoaster

Sweet sweet baby, I’ll never let you go

Gimme gimme cherry pie, gimme gimme rock

Gimme gimme cherry pie, gimme gimme rock

Down down baby, down down the rollercoaster

Sweet sweet baby, I’ll never let you go

Gimme gimme cherry pie, gimme gimme rock

Gimme gimme cherry pie, gimme gimme rock

Grandma, grandma, sick in bed

Called for the doctor and the doctor said

“Let’s get the rhythm in the head, ding dong

Let’s get the rhythm in the hands (clap clap)

Let’s get the rhythm in the feet (stamp stamp)

Let’s get the rhythm in the hot dog,

Let’s get the rhythm in the hot dog”

Put it all together and what have you got?

Ding dong (clap clap, stamp stamp) hot dog

Put it all backwards and what have you got?

Dog hot (stamp stamp, clap clap) dong ding

Veggie Aliens With Attitude

We are Veggie Aliens with attitude

We're green and funky and cool

In a flying tomato saucer we ride

And we don't eat meat, it's cruel

We go to Top of the Pops and dance all night

We eat organic crops 'cos we think it's right

Don't go to Burger King 'cos they sell junk

We eat at salad bars and dress like punks

We are Veggie Aliens with attitude

We're green and funky and cool

In a flying tomato saucer we ride

And we don't eat meat, it's cruel

We don’t wear animal skins ‘cos they’re unsound

We wear our baseball caps the wrong way round

We don’t wear anoraks ‘cos they’re too square

But we put styling gel in our spiky hair

We are Veggie Aliens with attitude

We're green and funky and cool

In a flying tomato saucer we ride

And we don't eat meat, it's cruel

Vegg-ie

A-li-ens

Att - i- tude

We are Veggie Aliens with attitude

We're green and funky and cool

In a flying tomato saucer we ride

And we don't eat meat it's,

Don't eat meat it's,

Don't eat meat, it's cruel!

Bad Day Blues

Woke up this morning, fell out of bed,

Still had a nightmare going round in my head

Looked in the mirror, I wasn't impressed

No time to worry 'cos I had to get dressed,

I got the Bad Day Blues, let me tell you the news

Pulled on my T-shirt, put my head in the sleeve,

 Put on yesterday's socks, the smell you wouldn't believe!

Went down to breakfast, put salt in my tea,

Put sugar on my toast, what was hap'ning to me?

I got the Bad Day Blues, let me tell you the news

I missed the school bus so I was late

I got detention, which is something I hate

Got in the classroom just in time for a test

I got it all wrong, even though I tried my best,

I got the Bad Day Blues, let me tell you the news  

And then at lunch, it was the same,

There was a food fight, and I got the blame

And then in Art I spilled the paint

The teacher went ballistic, thought that she was gonna faint,

I got the Bad Day Blues, let me tell you the news

And then at home, still more reason to scowl,

The T.V. was broken and my dinner was foul

I went to see the hamster - the hamster was dead

I gave up on the day and I went back to bed,

I got the Bad Day Blues, let me tell you the news

I got the Bad Day Blues, let me tell you the news

I've had the Bad Day Blues - and that's the end of the news

Pink

Rock Boots

Red is the colour of dangerous things, it also tells you to stop

Yellow is the colour of the custard at school, yucky, lumpy glop

Orange is something that’s good for you - a fruit, or just a drink

These colours are fine, but there’s one more divine,

We’d like you all to think about –

Pink – it’s a turtle dove

Pink – it’s hearts and love

Pink – for you and me

Pink is the colour that the whole world should be

Green is the colour of your face when you’re ill,

Cabbage, sprouts and peas

Blue is the colour of Brad Pitt’s eyes and very mouldy cheese

Purple is the colour of my Granny’s hair,

Prunes and plums and ink

These colours are fine, but there’s one more divine,

We’d like you all to think about –

Pink – it’s a turtle dove

Pink – it’s hearts and love

Pink – for you and me

Pink is the colour that the whole world should be

Pink – it’s candy floss

Pink – my favourite lip gloss

Pink – you must agree

Pink is the colour that the whole world should be

Alarm goes off, get out of bed,

Misery whirling round my head

The streets are dark, the trees are bare,

I got my Rock Boots on so I don’t care

I get my Rock Boots o-on and I’m gone, gone, gone

I get my Rock Boots o-on and I’m gone, gone, gone

The sky is grey, the day is dull –

My Rock Boots glisten through the gloom

I pick them up and I put them on

And I groove around the room

I get my Rock Boots o-on and I’m gone, gone, gone

I get my Rock Boots o-on and I’m gone, gone, gone

Forget your yo-yo, forget your vid-e-e-o

And your finger skateboard too

Forget your gameboy, it’s such a lame toy,

Forget about your Pokemon, come on!

R – O – C – K

I get my Rock Boots o-on and I’m gone, gone, gone

I get my Rock Boots o-on and I’m gone, gone, gone

R – O – C – K Rock Boots!

Aunty Violet

Aunty Violet knits all day, she knits and knits and knits away

She knits in the morning and she knits at night

But the things she knits are an awful sight

She knits on the toilet, she doesn’t think it spoils it

She even knits in church while saying prayers (Ah-ah-ah aah)

Up the Eiffel Tower, says it gives her power

She knits while sliding down the banisters (Whee!)

Aunty Violet knits all day, she knits and knits and knits away

She knits in the morning and she knits at night

But the things she knits are an awful sight

She knits wetsuits, she knits ski-boots,

Pyjamas, nighties, dungarees and flares

She knits curtains, she knits tablecloths,

She even knits leg-warmers for the chairs

Aunty Violet knits all day, she knits and knits and knits away

She knits in the morning and she knits at night

But the things she knits are an awful sight

Oh oh oh, Aunty Violet, oh oh oh, Aunty Violet, oh oh oh, Aunty Violet

She’s not just a mitt-knitter you know!

Crazy Hairdresser

When you’re feeling nervous, there’s a churning in your belly

She’ll style your hair with ice cream to match your knees of jelly

If you’re going for a re-style with your heart upon your sleeve

It’s rainbows and red roses, so much you won’t believe

She can spike it if you like it, she can dye it, make you try it,

She can shave it, you can’t save it, ‘cos we all know she’s a –

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

Watch out she’s gonna get ya

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,

She’ll make you look the way you feel - ow!

When you’re feeling blue your hair looks that way too

There’s a raincloud hanging over your head,

You’re wishing you’d just stayed in bed

But when you feel excited she’ll shower you with stars

A style so high and mighty it could reach the planet Mars

She can spike it if you like it, she can dye it, make you try it,

She can shave it, you can’t save it, ‘cos we all know she’s a –

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

Watch out she’s gonna get ya

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,

She’ll make you look the way you feel - ow!

There was a lonely boy named Joe who liked to hide away

Our super snappy snipper took all his fears away

She gave him a hairstyle ten feet tall, and fifty metres wide

His confidence grew with his hair and now he’s full of pride

She can spike it if you like it, she can dye it, make you try it,

She can shave it, you can’t save it, ‘cos we all know she’s a –

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

Watch out she’s gonna get ya

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,

She’ll make you look the way you fee - eel -

She’s a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

She’s never lazy she’s a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

Watch out she’s gonna get ya,

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy hairdresser

She’ll check your mood for you, she knows just what to do,

She’ll make you look the way you feel - ow!

Groovy Granny

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny, she’s really really cool

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny, she likes playing pool

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny on her motorbike

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny

And that’s the kind we like

That’s the kind we like

That’s the kind we like

She goes to the pub and she gives it a beer

She always wears her shades at night

‘Cos she can’t be bothered to turn out the light

She wears a leather jacket and Doctor Marten boots

She goes to bingo in a silver suit

She’s got a ring in her nose and her belly-button too,

A rainbow rinse and a snake tattoo

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny, she’s really really cool

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny, she likes playing pool

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny on her motorbike

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny

And that’s the kind we like

That’s the kind we like

That’s the kind we like

She likes to travel to exotic places

So every holiday she packs her cases

She’s always texting on her mobile phone

She’s got so many friends she’s never alone

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny, she’s really really cool

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny, she likes playing pool

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny on her motorbike

She’s a groo-oo-oo-vy granny

And that’s the kind we like

That’s the kind we like

That’s the kind we like

The Kaos Organisation

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